Wife: "I just put the UPS notice on your wallet, so you won't forget to put it on the door in the morning."
Husband: "I already signed the other one and put it somewhere I won't forget it."
Wife: "Somewhere better than your wallet?"
Husband: "It's taken care of."
Wife: "Ok, I was just trying to help you out."
Wife is outside taking the dog for a walk. She thinks she hears the doorbell, but she hasn't showered or put a bra on or brushed her teeth or combed her hair, so she disregards it. Moments later she walks in the house and hears the UPS truck leaving. She thinks nothing of it because she knows there will be a package at the door. Her loving husband has obviously put the notice on the door because he put it in a spot that he couldn't possibly forget.
Imagine the wife's surprise when she sees the final notice attached to her door and NO PACKAGE!
***Note to all the wives out there. Just do it yourself!
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